Breaking the ice with a ‘casino’ joke..

Oooo I am very excited to be doing my first casino.com post but then I thought, where to start? So, I thought I’d break the ice with a joke…

At a local casino, two rather bored dealers stand at the craps table.

A stunning blonde enters and puts a $20,000 bet on one single dice roll.

With a crafty wink she explains, “I hope you aren’t offended, but I only get really lucky when I get naked.”

With that comment she whips off her skirt and knickers, rolls the dice and yells, “Momma needs a new g-string!”

The next thing the dealers know, she is leaping in the air and exclaiming; “Victory, I win! The money is mine!”

After grabbing her new found winnings and discarded clothing, she leaves. The dealers proceed to stare at each other open-mouthed.

Finally one turns to the other and asks, “What was it she rolled anyway?”

The other replies, “I thought YOU were watching!”

Hmmmmm I can’t exactly say my sides were splitting on that one, but it’s better than some others I’ve seen.

Know any good casino jokes yourself? email them in now to pr@casino.com

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