What not to do at the craps table…
Craps is considered one of the most glamorous of the casino games, with visions of James Bond and pretty perky ladies kissing the dice for luck. You may be new to the game, but here’s a craps etiquette guide that I doubt anyone would have revealed to you before… whatever you do, never ever do these at the craps table.
1. Take the name of the craps table literally.
2. Shout “what the puck?” if you lose. It’s not original – it’s been done before.
3. Snigger at the Come Bet.
4. Snigger at the Don’t Come Bet (that’s even more childish …).
5. Offer the dealer a tip like “never eat yellow snow”.
6. Take a “Don’t Pass” or “Don’t Come” bet off the table – any muppet knows there’s more chance of rolling a 7 than any other number.
7. Force someone to kiss the dice, especially if you’ve not washed your hands after going to the toilet.
8. Bet a Pass Line and a Don’t Pass bet – that just shows you’re stupid.
9. Go off with the girl who looks like she’s from the bond movies. She probably a prostitute and not as cheap as she looks.
10.Copy this joke just to win your wager.
